Tribute to Keith

INVALUABLE TIP #1: HOW TO HIT SOMEONE UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH AN ELECTRIC GUITAR.
“Do it quickly, before they have a chance to respond,” he suggests. “The guitar is perfectly made for it.”

INVALUABLE TIP #2: HOW TO CUSTOMIZE A HOTEL ROOM.
“Put some Arabic music on, throw some material around and get the incense out. You’ve got to make it personal, or even the most luxurious hotel room becomes a cell. Especially these days, when you can’t open the fucking windows.”


INVALUABLE TIP #3: HOW TO CONCLUDE A FISTFIGHT WITH A MINIMUM OF FUSS.
“Go for the knee in the nuts, and then smack his head against something hard — his mate’s head, if there’s two of them. And get a good first punch in. You can’t underestimate the element of surprise.”


Keith Richards, The Rolling Stones legend, a big fan of incense, a “nice cup of tea” and hitting people over the head with his guitar. Just don’t make him listen to Mick Jagger’s last solo album. Or eat any cheese …